vympr:

relelvance:

vympr:

relelvance:

vympr:

relelvance:

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

pumping

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

im a white boy

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

this is Biden’s America

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

👍

puppybytes:

i am not so ugly and you are not so beautiful that the only way i deserve to exist is to carve myself out to be a container for you.

^ that’s what i’m learning to feel and say to the people and things and programs i abandoned myself in order to serve.

melonsap:

mintteawithhoney:

melonsap:

melonsap:

lesbian-vegeta:

melonsap:

melonsap:

You know how corn was selectively bred out of grasses, and bananas used to have tons of rocky seeds, and avocados used to be like 90% pit, and watermelons once looked

ALT

like this?

I think we should breed the pits out of mangoes

ALT

Yep. And that kind of watermelon itself is after centuries upon centuries of selective breeding!

The other above-mentioned fruits:

ALT

Teosinte, the ancestor of corn

ALT

A not-seedless banana

ALT

A wild, unaltered avocado

We need to do this with mangoes

Mangoes have pits to keep us humble. Without them we would fall to insatiable bloodlust for more mango.

Maybe I want to be a mangpire

New Year’s Resolution Quest:

Become a mangpire

The problem with some fruits is that the plant won’t grow a fruit if there is no seed/pit.

Haven’t research if this is the case with mangoes, but it could be the problem

Current problem:

ALT

Perfect world:

ALT

Realistic solution #1: Shrink the mango seed

ALT

Realistic solution #2: Grow the mango

ALT

Giant mango visual representation:

ALT

praying to god that i can improve my teeth discipline even thru my shittiest hormonal hell dysregulation station overstimulation nation days

sleep schedule got messed up again since a week or so ago and a big part of it is hormonal and then a bit of it is me not knowing how to cope with the hormones which kinda gets me wading (and waiting) in a weird dysregulated kind of existence.

daddyxanax574:

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It’s preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

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i don’t feel safe being too important to someone, in certain ways. it can really freak me out to be fussed over. it’s a lot of pressure for someone to possibly get upset or feel abandoned when i don’t want to engage.

i need a teeth problems support group